i went off track on Friday, so i decided to post about it. i was so happy! im going to go to idaho & utah during summer so i da happiest person alive! thats how happy i am.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Funny story
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?
NEW RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just set a school record! It's in AR points. I now have exactly 507.0 points. The closest to me is my friend Jacob. He has 383 points. Marci is in 3rd place with 329 points.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI PEOPLE!!!! I forgot to post for a while. I've been playing X-BOX 360 a lot
Monday, November 3, 2008
Halloween
For Halloween i was Indiana Jones. I got a lot of candy, but Liam & Grant ate most of it while I was sleeping. The funniest costume I saw was grant's costume;GRANT.It was so FUN.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Idaho
I'm going to Idaho today. My great-grandma died Sunday so we are going to her funeral. We're going to stay at my grandma Price's house. We're coming home on Sunday.(i wrote this on Wensday, not Sunday) 
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Trunk or treat
For the trunk or treat I was Indiana Jones.The trunk or treat is a party my ward has near Halloween every year.
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